16 Jun 2011

The most terrifying and depressing statement I've read in a long time

is courtesy of Lucy Jones, on today's Telegraph blog.

"Thankfully, there are still men out there who will take your coat, pull out the chair and pay for dinner. Hairy bra-burners may be happy to walk on the outside of the road but what about the rest of us?

If chivalry is dead, blame it on the feminists."


Perhaps words are failing me because I've been muffled by my own armpit hair, or smothered by the smoke emanating from my 34D cups.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

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